Preamble: We the people if the younger generation, in order to form a more perfect love to enable the mightly kiss, promote this constitution of love.
Articles: Not to kiss whom youplease, but to please whom you kiss. If you love that person, say so. If you don't say nothing.
| Statement of Love: | *A kiss on the hand (I adore you.) |
| *A kiss on the ear (laughter.) *A kiss on the cheek (friendship.) *A Kiss on the lips (I love you.) *A kiss on the neck (take me, I'm yours.) *A kiss with some tongue excercise (I wants you.) *Playing with hair (I can't live without you.) *Arms around waist (have too much to let go.) *Looking into each others' eyes (iss me, fool.) *Hickey on the neck (sorry, I'm taken.) *Guys slaps girl's ass (h, watch out.) *Gils slaps guy's face (it's time to move on.) |
| Laws: | *Always respect thy love (communication is the best answer.) |
| *Thou shall not tell a lie (always be
true and honest.) *Thou shall not cheat behind they loved one's back (would you want him/her to do it to you.) *Thou shalt not squeeze too hard (only when needed.) *Thou should not ask fir a kiss (take one.) *Thou should not have a make-out session in public at anytime (a simple kiss on the cheek or lips is fine.) *Thou shalt kiss only they love and at every opportunity *Remind they love that you still care about him/her (a big hug is the best way to show it.) *Practice makes perfect, so practice as much as you can. *The number one rule: You can look, but no fingering eyes, and definitely no touching what is not meant for you to touch. |
Signing Of Agreement
So now, as to finish this Constitution of Love, and bearing in knowledge it's true meaning, you must kiss the person who gave it to you or let you read it. We would like to make sure you understand this and accept it lovingly. Your purpose is to love these words, so please answer the question below and make sure to sign the line.
Do you love me? (mark an X by your answer) YES___________ NO____________
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